Tuesday, August 10

Undone.

I'm currently not updating this blog.

I'm over here. AskBryan.com

I may return. I skip around from this to that. It's the secret to my success- I never finish anything.

Tuesday, May 4

And just like that...

We are here.
Our final, temporary destination.
And on it goes...
Sempre Avanti (Always Foward).

Sunday, May 2

The Batman

I just walked into the back entrance of our hotel. A guy in the hall
nearly shit himself and dropped to the floor with freight, exclaiming
'Holy Shit I thought you were the Fucking Batman'.

I'm wearing a black hood over a gray wool cap and had my black
sleeping bag draped over my shoulders.

Alas, I am not The Batman.

Wet and weary traveler is all.

The Highway Patrol

Pulled me over.
3 questions for me.
- Who's the fat guy on my driver's license
- What am I doing in Iowa
- Do I know what that 18" wide industrial plastic wrap in the back of
the truck is used for?

1. Me. Had to explain rapid beard growth and weight loss. As Ive been
told, I look like an Amish terrorist.
2. Iowa is just under my wheels till I get to the next state.
3. Wrapping marijuana? I asked. He said yes and politely asked if
that's what I used it for. No of course.

He let me go with a warning-
No speeding, Amish Terrorist, drug traffickers allowed. Now leave,
slowly.
With both hands on the wheel.

Late lunch