3 questions for me.
- Who's the fat guy on my driver's license
- What am I doing in Iowa
- Do I know what that 18" wide industrial plastic wrap in the back of
the truck is used for?
1. Me. Had to explain rapid beard growth and weight loss. As Ive been
told, I look like an Amish terrorist.
2. Iowa is just under my wheels till I get to the next state.
3. Wrapping marijuana? I asked. He said yes and politely asked if
that's what I used it for. No of course.
He let me go with a warning-
No speeding, Amish Terrorist, drug traffickers allowed. Now leave,
slowly.
With both hands on the wheel.
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